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Toby & Rosie my parrots
Rosie my pretty little red girl.
Toby my funny green boy.
Toby has been with us for 5 years now, and Rosie 3. As pets go they are pretty cool to have around. they always want to see what you are up to. Here I'm trying to work on a quilt and I have helpers all around me. They are not just pretty to look at but cool friends to have around.
Toby my funny green boy.
Toby has been with us for 5 years now, and Rosie 3. As pets go they are pretty cool to have around. they always want to see what you are up to. Here I'm trying to work on a quilt and I have helpers all around me. They are not just pretty to look at but cool friends to have around.
Rosie and Toby take turns going to work with me each morning.
Tuesday, October 4, 2011
Unicycle Dictionary
Unicycling Dictionary
Unite: a nocturnal ride
Unity: a hot, usually caffeinated, beverage served in a cup designed to be carried while riding
Universe: poem about a one-wheeled transport and recreation device
University Student: student who rides a unicycle and writes poetry
Unidirectional: ability to steer a unicycle
Uniform: apparel worn when riding
Unilateral: a single sided unicycle
Unicorn: maize eaten while riding
Unique: (in British English) a line of unicyclists
Union: a single unicyclist
Unit: riding with one's arms extended 90 degrees to each side
Unitarian: a unicyclist with whom the government will not negotiate
Unix: riding in a cross pattern
Unison: (1) proof that prolonged exposure to unicycles does not cause sterility, or (2) a second generation (male) unicyclist
Universal Joint: skinny cigarettes passed around at the fringes of a unicycle gathering, often invoking a poetic frame of mind (and munchies)
Unisex: (1) how baby unicycles are made, or (2) a skill tested at level 11
found this on line just love them
http://danfingerman.com/unijoke.html
Unite: a nocturnal ride
Unity: a hot, usually caffeinated, beverage served in a cup designed to be carried while riding
Universe: poem about a one-wheeled transport and recreation device
University Student: student who rides a unicycle and writes poetry
Unidirectional: ability to steer a unicycle
Uniform: apparel worn when riding
Unilateral: a single sided unicycle
Unicorn: maize eaten while riding
Unique: (in British English) a line of unicyclists
Union: a single unicyclist
Unit: riding with one's arms extended 90 degrees to each side
Unitarian: a unicyclist with whom the government will not negotiate
Unix: riding in a cross pattern
Unison: (1) proof that prolonged exposure to unicycles does not cause sterility, or (2) a second generation (male) unicyclist
Universal Joint: skinny cigarettes passed around at the fringes of a unicycle gathering, often invoking a poetic frame of mind (and munchies)
Unisex: (1) how baby unicycles are made, or (2) a skill tested at level 11
found this on line just love them
http://danfingerman.com/unijoke.html
Jokes
Jokes
One of the biggest problems for a unicyclist is the hammerheads who all tell the same jokes and think they were original.
Joker: Someone stole half your bike!
Reply: Someone stole half your joke!
Joker: Where did you lose the other wheel?
Reply: Around the head of the last guy who asked me that question.
Joker: When are you going to buy the rest of the bike?
Reply: When are you going to take off your training wheel?
Joker: Where is the rest of the circus?
Reply: Searching for the rest of your joke.
Joker: Are you a clown?
Reply: No you are the clown,you have all the Jokes.
One of the biggest problems for a unicyclist is the hammerheads who all tell the same jokes and think they were original.
Joker: Someone stole half your bike!
Reply: Someone stole half your joke!
Joker: Where did you lose the other wheel?
Reply: Around the head of the last guy who asked me that question.
Joker: When are you going to buy the rest of the bike?
Reply: When are you going to take off your training wheel?
Joker: Where is the rest of the circus?
Reply: Searching for the rest of your joke.
Joker: Are you a clown?
Reply: No you are the clown,you have all the Jokes.

Thursday, September 15, 2011
Learn to ride unicycle @ 70 years old
He wanted to ride with his grand kids.
Last fall we took family picture on our unicycle and I wanted him in them with us.
Just this past week he had a triple bypass.
My mom said that the week before he went in for surgery he drove down the street when she
was not home for one more ride.
Not a smart thing to do before you go in for major heart surgery.
Yesterday my mom told me a need to pick up his unicycle =(
He worked for a year to learn at age 70, and now at 73 health is taking it away.
I hope and pray that next summer we will I'll ride again!
Monday, August 29, 2011
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