Unicycle Dictionary

Unicycling Dictionary



Unite: a nocturnal ride



Unity: a hot, usually caffeinated, beverage served in a cup designed to be carried while riding



Universe: poem about a one-wheeled transport and recreation device



University Student: student who rides a unicycle and writes poetry



Unidirectional: ability to steer a unicycle



Uniform: apparel worn when riding



Unilateral: a single sided unicycle



Unicorn: maize eaten while riding



Unique: (in British English) a line of unicyclists



Union: a single unicyclist



Unit: riding with one's arms extended 90 degrees to each side



Unitarian: a unicyclist with whom the government will not negotiate



Unix: riding in a cross pattern



Unison: (1) proof that prolonged exposure to unicycles does not cause sterility, or (2) a second generation (male) unicyclist



Universal Joint: skinny cigarettes passed around at the fringes of a unicycle gathering, often invoking a poetic frame of mind (and munchies)



Unisex: (1) how baby unicycles are made, or (2) a skill tested at level 11




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