Toby & Rosie my parrots

Rosie my pretty little red girl.

Toby my funny green boy.

Toby has been with us for 5 years now, and Rosie 3. As pets go they are pretty cool to have around. they always want to see what you are up to. Here I'm trying to work on a quilt and I have helpers all around me. They are not just pretty to look at but cool friends to have around. 

Rosie and Toby take turns going to work with me each morning.

 http://youtu.be/YNBSrR-vdF8

Unicycle Dictionary

Unicycling Dictionary



Unite: a nocturnal ride



Unity: a hot, usually caffeinated, beverage served in a cup designed to be carried while riding



Universe: poem about a one-wheeled transport and recreation device



University Student: student who rides a unicycle and writes poetry



Unidirectional: ability to steer a unicycle



Uniform: apparel worn when riding



Unilateral: a single sided unicycle



Unicorn: maize eaten while riding



Unique: (in British English) a line of unicyclists



Union: a single unicyclist



Unit: riding with one's arms extended 90 degrees to each side



Unitarian: a unicyclist with whom the government will not negotiate



Unix: riding in a cross pattern



Unison: (1) proof that prolonged exposure to unicycles does not cause sterility, or (2) a second generation (male) unicyclist



Universal Joint: skinny cigarettes passed around at the fringes of a unicycle gathering, often invoking a poetic frame of mind (and munchies)



Unisex: (1) how baby unicycles are made, or (2) a skill tested at level 11




found this on line just love them



http://danfingerman.com/unijoke.html

Jokes

Jokes
One of the biggest problems for a unicyclist is the hammerheads who all tell the same jokes and think they were original.

Joker: Someone stole half your bike!
Reply: Someone stole half your joke!

Joker: Where did you lose the other wheel?
Reply: Around the head of the last guy who asked me that question.

Joker: When are you going to buy the rest of the bike?
Reply: When are you going to take off your training wheel?

Joker: Where is the rest of the circus?
Reply: Searching for the rest of your joke.

Joker: Are you a clown?
Reply: No you are the clown,you have all the Jokes.